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    SARDAR Jokes 1st Collection

    Post by mastermindcs on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:47 am

    Sardar ji SMS . Funny SMS messages said on sardars . Cute and sweet sardar jee sms jokes . Sardar g Funny SMS Text Message . Sardar gee sms in hindi and urdu messages . Sikhs inoccent sms Jokes




    • 1 sardar building se gira, doctr said he'z died.sardar suddenly wakeup n said main zinda hn
    Sardar's wife: Tu pya reh tenu doctor nalon bota pta ey

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    • Sardar:
    "Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
    Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"


    Friend:
    "Film da Naam ki si?"


    Sardar:
    "No Disc Inserted"
    :-)
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    • A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
    suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE

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    • Q. What would you call a dead sar dar in a cupboard?


    Ans. Winner of the last year's hide & seek competition...



    • A sirdar was talking on telephone.
    Friend: "Kis se baat kr rhe ho?"
    Sardar: "BV se?
    Friend: "Itne pyar se?"
    Sardar: Tmhari hai..."


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    • Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.

    Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki nahin kisi JANWAR ki aulad hai


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    • One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
    &
    Run away.
    Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
    He kicked him
    &
    said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.


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    • Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: "yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq keun dee".
    Dosra Sardar: "Shadi meray nal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi si"


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    • Sardar
      : Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan Ton Ghir Gya C.
      2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Main
      Chotta Hunda c.

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    • Son
      to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri
      right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main
      lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho
      thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai
      lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain



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    Re: SARDAR Jokes 1st Collection

    Post by chaudry on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:44 am

    lol! ap great ho master bhai
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    Re: SARDAR Jokes 1st Collection

    Post by Farhan Ali on Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:15 pm

    Very God

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